Tiger

To deviate from a social standard,
bring a stranger home at night.
And to increase your worn behavior,
place a flower in your teeth.

And God forbid you catch a tiger.
Place some candy by his feet.
And as he sniffs it he says, "hi there."
So grab your flag and claim defeat.

I wouldn't tell you if you kicked me in the ass.
I know you're angry and planning to attack.
But now you're fixing my assassination.
I think we're finished here, this guy's out of whack.

You face a million dollar favor.
And plan ahead for it to work out right.
Your mind is full, it starts to waver.
My eyes are shut and my hands are tied.
I said my eyes are shut and my hands are tied.